I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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