BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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