Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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