dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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