are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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