I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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