i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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