I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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