i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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