Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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