you win again, gameday.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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