I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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