Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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