addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
love makes seman taste better
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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