How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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