You're my little dorito
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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