Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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