I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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