and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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