I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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