are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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