wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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