Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'm really busy with my period
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