you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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