I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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