Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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