God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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