you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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