Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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