I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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