She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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