he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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