I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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