got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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