so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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