I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just forgot I was standing up.
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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