Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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