I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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