can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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