When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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