AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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