Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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