at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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