you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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