I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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