She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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