Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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