So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.