So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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