i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He better not be in your backpack
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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