I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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