Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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