I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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