Your tits are I can't wait for
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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