She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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