the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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