I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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