WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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